Friday futilitarianism

Right: Bloodweiser, from wackypackages.org

"... "Plagiarius" serves to inform the public about the problem of fakes and plagiarisms and the negative impacts they have on not only the economy as a whole, but also on small companies and designers. Action Plagiarius awards the negative award at the annual “Ambiente” trade fair during a press conference. The award is given to those com-panies that the jury has found guilty of making "the most flagrant" design imitations. As his key figure, Busse chose a gnome, which he painted black with a gold nose to signify the “illicit earnings from product imitation”".

If any reader would like to add words or phrases to the proscribed list, email Jeremy here and let him know.* No article is allowed to start with the word "Introduction", nor end with the word "Conclusion", unless the presence of either word informs the reader of something of which he might otherwise be unaware;
* In the part of the article that was formerly called "Conclusion" and which will now be renamed to suit the context, the verbal excrescence "it remains to be seen" is to be surgically excised wherever it appears;
* No book reviewer is permitted to describe the book under review as being "interesting" - particularly when no reason is given for it being so;
* The word "perhaps" is prohibited wherever it indicates only that the author wants to say something but is afraid of being wrong;
* The word internet is to be given an initial lower case "i" since it's not the name of a place or a person and doesn't deserve a capital.