"We love you UKIPO" - and it's official

According to a survey of 468 users of its services at the end of last year, the UK Intellectual Property Office has hit a five year peak in customer satisfaction. UKIPO's website reports that 97.9% of users of its services expressed themselves happy with the UKIPO -- which was commended for its friendliness.

Says the IPKat, there must be some explanation: perhaps our readers would like to make some suggestions. Merpel sulks: 97.9%? Even my own friends don't score that high ...

Right: Patent examiners never used to be like this ...

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