Not enough to make a Kat laugh ...

The first panel of the triptych expresses the proposition that all future ideas are already covered by over-general patents, a premise with which many US readers will readily resonate -- though one which the less generous patent laws of Europe would render inappropriate. The second panel appears to be a conceptual disjunction. Is the sudden switch from patents to trade marks a deliberate ploy to draw the reader's attention from the field of innovation to that of branding, since (unlike ideas) all future brands have yet to be covered? Or is it a consequence of the common misconception among laymen that the monopolies conferred by patents and trade marks are synonymous?
If the second panel puzzled the Kat, the third one confused him totally. Why should the fact that one takes cases on a contingency basis be the trigger for the requirement that one knows how to be a lawyer? Is this perhaps an American in-joke, or is there something completely obvious that the Kat, wearing his normally analytical cap, has overlooked by an attempt to over-intellectualise a good joke? Readers' comments are invited, particularly if they can explain the caption. There's also a poll in the left-hand side bar, for those who are interested.
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