Is Google Afraid of the Big Bad Wulff? No
Bettina |
Interestingly, Wulff's autobiography 'Beyond the Protocol' includes a whole chapter saucily entitled 'The Rumours', that allows her to rebut the allegations at length and sell her secrets for a reasonable fee that no doubt will be put in part towards legal costs. The book will be published by the time most IPKat readers view this post and can be purchased for £12.80 from all good e-book-providing online multinational electronic commerce company retailers. But in the meantime, what are the chances of the action being successful?
Die Spiegel reports that her lawyers have already found success in issuing 34 cease-and-desist orders against various bloggers and journalists. However, Google unsurprisingly have refused to remove the damaging terms. The defaming villain in this case is Google's automatic algorithm autocomplete, that handy and occasionally unsettling cognitive feature provided by many search engines and web browsers that shave off seconds of precious typing time by speeding up human-computer interaction. Google explains how the feature works as follows; 'Predicted queries are algorithmically determined based on a number of purely algorithmic factors (including popularity of search terms) without human intervention. The autocomplete data is updated frequently to offer fresh and rising search queries'. Therefore, no human thought, opinion or value judgement is being made. Only the expression of the great collective consciousness (or should that be unconscious?).
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Yet the plot thickens...only a few days ago Google upped the ante in its policing of autocomplete suggestions for Private Bay, host of copyright infringing material extraordinaire, by removing domain shortcuts.
So, getting back to Bettina, little chance of success for the Google giants. So who might take up the cause against the pesky autocomplete next? This Kat did some of her own empirical research and found at least one potential luminary that might have a beef (see figure 2 below). Not wanting to add fuel to the fire, she hasn't included figure 3.
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