Abki baar Modi Sarkaar Jokes

Old Slogan : dudh mangoge to khir denge or kashmir maangoge to chir denge

New Slogan : na dudh denge na khir denge agar kashmir manga to  Lahore bhi chin lenge

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Do Aur do, hote hain chaar, abki baar modi sarkar

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Karenge punctureKejru ki WagonR, Abki baar Modi Sarkar

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Modi ne seekha alok nath se sanskar. Abki baar modi sarkar

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Nahi nahi , abhi nahi, abhi karo intezaar. Abki baar modi sarkar

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Cigarette mein hota hai tar, abki baar modi sarkaar

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Twinkle twinkle little star.. abki baar modi sarkar

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Rahul gandhi ne khai chocobaar, abki baar modi sarkaar

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Daaru pine se peth aata hai bahar, abki baar modi sarkaar

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Daru pine chalo baar, abki baar modi sarkaar

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Paratho ke saath acha lagta hai aam ka aachar ,abki baar modi sarkaar

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Nissan sunny.. its not a car.. its a caaaaaaar.. abki baar modi sarkaar

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Chutney ke bina dhokla hai bekaar, abki baar modi sarkaar

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Abcdefghijklmnopq r,Abki baar modi sarkar.

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Cold drink peekar aati hai dakaar , abki baarmodi sarkar. 