JUST THINK WHAT JAY LENO COULD HAVE DONE WITH THIS.

At the Wall Street Journal:


By Dick Cheney! It's like having an op-ed by Hitler on Obama's failed Israel policy.

One more:


Option 1: Depends -- can you make them smell bad and teach them to stand too close to you when they talk?

Option 2: Not if we come up with an "empathy" patch.

UPDATE. In comments, libertarians are always good for a laugh, but libertarian robots are a riot. "Like Daleks without the charm," says susanoftexas. ("EXPROPRIATE! EXPROPRIATE!" rejoins BadExampleMan.) "More importantly, will libertarians of the future be robots?" says mortimer2000. "Well, they're already drones! *rimshot*" Come on, lady, he laughed when you came in.

"It's actually somewhat heartening." says BigHank53, "that even John Stossel now sees the most likely path to creating additional libertarians is building them in a factory."